Conversation: On Butt-Grabs.

Below is a conversation I had with a friend of mine, on the topic of dating and er, ass-grabbery. The conversation below has been blogged with explicit permission.


Cheeky lawyer friend: (after a conversation the previous evening) Did you text Someone about This? Would you mind if I forwarded your message to him to get his view?

Me: Ah, I did, he said it's best to speak via phone. Lovely morning my friend! :)

Cheeky lawyer friend: Cool. Had a good date I gather? 

Me: Had a good day, rather. Great day gaming, then great service at church, then met cute boy - met another cute chap with said cute boy - and was happy. How often does a girl get to go on a "date" with a cute boy and then meet up with a cute friend at the same time? 

Cheeky lawyer friend: Ah. So... anything going on for cute boy yet?

Me: Mmm. No, don't think so. 

Cheeky lawyer friend: Any chance of anything happening?

Me: Yeah, why not. But I'm not sure if it's platonic or dating with this one. It's not entirely clear. Like, I can't tell. They're just very nice lor.

Cheeky lawyer friend: There is no such thing as platonic dating. Grab his butt.

Me: ...what.

Cheeky lawyer friend: Well do something that clears up the doubt. Look deep into his eyes, play with his hair - something.

Me: I... HE IS A NICE CHRISTIAN BOY

Cheeky lawyer friend: Nice Christian boys don't like good looking ladies coming on to them? 

Me: But, but - butt-grabbing! -sweats buckets-

Cheeky lawyer friend: Eh. If you can't imagine being physical with him then he's not the one lor.

Me: Nah, he's a nice chap.

Cheeky lawyer friend: Then?

Me: Well... Can la, but it's not instinctive because he looks ang moh ...also, I'm going to be too busy to do much.

Cheeky lawyer friend: Not sure I'm understanding. If you are too busy then are you not prioritising dating/relationships?

Me: I am, for now. But when I start my studies... : /  not sure how anyone would want a brilliant and funny and beautiful girlfriend who's - not there. 

Cheeky lawyer friend: Ah. Best make your move then - you don't have much time to get your hooks in. 

Me: Er.

Cheeky lawyer friend: I recommend butt-grabbing. 


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So... yes. I have cheeky friends. Very. Cheeky friends.